Saturday, 19 November 2011

For "Thin" Read "Rip Out"

My clippers lie.

I use them without guards to shave my head, and to also thin my beard and on occasions, my eyebrows (bushy eyebrows are a family trait - in the men, anyway).

However, the word thin does not accurately describe the process. A more accurate description would be "yank out with as much force and as little mercy as possible" because this is what happens.

To be fair, a set of slippers with the words "trim" and "yank out with as much force and as little mercy as possible" would be about a foot wide, and just not feasible - so I suppose that "trim" will have to stay.

But believe me, they do not thin. They rip.

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