This is a short one, cos I've only got one thing to say.
For a too long now, I've been giving people the wrong impression about me. I'm always putting myself down and cracking jokes about how I fail at various things. As a result, people aren't me taking me seriously.
Well, no more. No more putting myself down, and no more jokes about how crap I am because I'm not.
For too long I've been waiting for life to give me what I want. That's never going to happen.
I'm going to go get what I want from life.